Indian Team Cricket Joke
India in South Africa
After losing to SA 4-0 here are some jokes
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An Indian batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Indian touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.
Q. Who spends the most time on the crease among the Indian touring party?
A. The lady who irons the Indian team uniforms.
Q. What is the main function of the Greg Chappell?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground and back.
Q. Why don't Indian fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What does Harbhajan put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Mohammed Kaif?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. What's the Indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q. What would Makhaya Ntini be called if he was in the Indian team?
A. An all-rounder.
Q. What's the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. What do you call an Indian player with 60 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What do Sehwag and a drug addict have in common?
A. Both are wondering when is their next shot coming.
