Sidhu's Comments
For the indians now it's 'fightback' or 'flightback'
Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they
use to give a
decision are outdated
His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam
The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a hindi movie -
the hero and
heroine come so close for a kiss but dont kiss after all !!
Will Ganguly's men eat a humble pie or eat cake with
Murali on top?
Getting run out without having made any runs is like
dying before
death
Sachin's feet are definitely on ground but at the
present moment they
are grounded.
Harbhajan's spins are like introducing some atoms of
pulvarised
tobacco into nostrills of the batsmen who gets out of
sneezing.
Mr. Saurav Ganguly is too open-minded. If you leave a
soda bottle
open the gas will vanish! You have to close it at times.
The Indian cricketers are very volatile like the Bombay
Stock
Exchange (BSE). You never know how they perform on a given
day!
The Indian team's fortunes have been swinging like a
rubber ball in a
tidal wave
When a fast bowler with a very big physique comes on to
ball but has
a very slow pace: he is like a fighterplane with the speed of
an
autorickshaw
Srilankan's are lions, but sachin is a ring master.
Murli spins the ball so much,next to it, a cork screw
looks
straight!!!!!
Ganguly is the only person who shakes your hands first
and your
confidence later.
This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough
time to call
home and talk to their wives between every delivery......
(Sidhu could say
this for Prasad)
The performance of the Indian Cricket team is as
erratic as
electricity supply in most Indian cities.
CRICKET IS THE GAME OF GLORIOUS UNCERTAINITIES!
GLORIOUS-WHEN
SRILANKANS PLAY, UNCERTAIN-WHEN INDIA PLAY
'Siddhuism's ' they have been named !!
check them out!
a.. A girl born beautiful is halfm arried
b.. The Indians need to behave as if they are in a boat with a
hole. There
is no team co- operation
c.. His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster
than that
d.. The world is all about mind and matter, i don't mind and u
don't
matter....
e.. In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on
what is left!
f.. Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the
3rd test that
they ran into deep oceans
g.. Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n
jill who goes
to fetch pail of runs for the opposition...
h.. Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use
to give a
decision are outdated
i.. Flip the coin and there is no head or tail.(India plays
the cricket
without any aim)
j.. Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a
hurricane,
whenb atting
k.. Strutting around wicket as proud as peacock
l.. A barking dog better than a sleeping Lion So go on Indians
,Bark aloud
and let everyone hear youl ouder!!!
m.. The dog that barks last, barks best
n.. SUCCESS HAS MANY FATHERS .... FAILURE IS AN ORPHAN!!!!!
o.. S. Ramesh running between thew ickets is like a snail
going slow!
p.. He is like an indian transistor which does not work until
you give it
two slaps.
q.. If u r trying to beat india in their home you are you
trying to get milk
out of an ox.
r.. Indian team is just like indian monsoon.you just cant
predict when there
will be flood & when drought.
s. You don't have to murder a person, who wants to commits
uicide.
t. Kumble is like a one legged man in bum kicking competition.
